Hot rodent summer
I unsubscribe from lives I thought I lived
Removed contacts with last names of corporations and media companies.
Anarchy in the promotions folder is coming your way
Reclaiming my data to reconstruct myself
Outside of a substack
Another Everlane sale
That newsletter for that one podcast your therapist told you to listen to
You swore you would
Instead you watched Love Island until 3am
I canceled that productivity app subscription
Blocked my old boss’s phone
No more social media work obligations
Where we pretend our posts and retweets are our personal opinions and not that of our employers
If I could nuke LinkedIn from orbit I would
But this rat still needs to run the race
To pay for the drugs that don’t make it that endless
And the twice a week talking to keep the rabies in check
Out of the swamp into the Great Chicago Fire
Real world here I come